

I enjoy food very much, but then again, who doesn’t (perhaps models?), especially pork. Why? They have so many vitamins, and as I’ve heard, vitamins for brain (that’ll do good for me), plus they taste very nice (especially when my mum cooked it!), and much various recipe you can do with them.
And ow, I just remember, people are calling me pig (or as I hear my workmates call me ‘water pig’ whatever that means). Does it because I ate a lot of pork? If it does, I ate a lot of beef and chicken too you know, why don’t they call me cow or chicken? (I am too ‘chicken’ anyway). But then, I’m sure they’re not that shallow calling me pig because I ate pork, but what could it be?
Hmm… because I’m fat? I am a little heavier than my ideal weight, maybe that makes me look like pig? I do have a lot of other friends that I think is fatter than me (not that I’m pointing), but I don't call them pig or fat or giant or other things that shows their over-weight figure, cause personally I think that’s not how you call your friends (under several consequences like joking is another thing; with the person being called aware of). But if it again is, maybe I should do more work out and lose my weight more (which I’m trying so hard now), anyway there’s always a fresh and yummy sight at the fitness centre.
I have one more thing that might give me a hint on why they’re calling me pig. Do I smell bad? Ok, Sometimes when I’m out with the heat outside and all the dust, I’m all sweaty and it makes me very far to be on a perfume ad, but who doesn’t? It’s human; they got sweat. But, I take it, and I guess I should buy more perfume then.
I take it all, but I still refuse people calling me pig, I prefer something much more tasty. Like ‘hot handsome guy’ perhaps? ;-p
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