Last nites anecdote

Fantastic four, I say it’s a good movie! It doesn't make me bored and left the theater (you know, bearing in mind the megablitz chair is uncomfy). But oh, the casts! CHRIS EVANS! One good-looken boi! And also the Silver Surfer, I say that’s totally my type! That lips, that eyes, that BODEHH! Dude, marry me! Nahh… take my ass! And all I talked about last nite was that silver surfer and not the torch. Yes, the torch might be fun, but he’s a total boi (I need a man!) yeaa, keep dreamin’ as I told myself. I can't say Mr. Invisible’s not hot; he’s okay, just not my kinda man. I almost hugged that silver surfer statue they display as POP at megablitz, but social manner had taught me a lot of things. So I thrust my crave to cup his bulge between his crotch and not even taking pictures beside his bulky muscly hot silver bodeh!

We took our 5 years old nephews to watched midnight movies with us (which started at 12 and end at 2). And on the way there last nite, he said “don’t call me matthew again ok? My name is Jacky Jan”

And then the conversation:

“who is jacky Jan?”

“the one who fight all the time”

“Jacky Chan?!”

“no, my friend Wilhan said his name is Jacky Jan”

“no, matthew, his name is Jacky Chan!”

“don’t say that! His name is Jacky Jan”

“don't listen to your friend, he’s a little boy, listen to us, we’re all grown ups! His name is Jacky Chan! Why do you want to be him anyway?”

“because he’s handsome”

“what?!?! Jacky chan is not handsome! Maybe Jacky Cheung?”

“jacky jan!!”

“whatever! Next time, why don't you tell your friend Wilhan you want to be Superman! At least he’s strong and world can tell that he’s far more handsome than your friend's so-called Jacky jan”

“oh, yeah, maybe I can be Superman”

oh, please matthew, if you are big enough, I’ll tell you, just be your FREAKIN’ self! All the teachers said that you’re the most handsome kid in the class anyway! (gotta have something to do with his uncle’s cuteness! Wakakakkaka)

Lots of love!