Gay-ish heterosexual men

( tough black 'n white huh?! )

Women get confused sometimes choosing the right men! Some woman agrees, some don't. In this era, where gays are out in the open, they look classy, handsome, total fashion. What every woman wants in a man, including sensitivity (not too sensitive!), But they can’t have ‘em!

Woman should be so happy to hear that these days again, men have evolved one level. They're called the metrosexual (I’m sure this is an old subject, but I would like to re-fresh some thought). They shaved, they clean, and they look as handsome and as fashionable as gay ones.

It comes with a problem though; woman couldn’t differentiate which ones gay and which isn’t.

Let’s say in a hip coffee shop, center of nightlife society, where all peoples from all sexual orientations collide, a group of single women searching for whole-life partner or just to spend the night with whatever bullshits, in a coffee shop, sorry, a hip coffee shop. More experience woman would know which is gay and which isn’t just by looking at the object-of-desire eyes, some book taught many things about this;

first, let me give an example case,
you without-a-doubt looking hot, you see one, one see you, then he turn around and see no more, he’s gay! But if he sees you and see you and keep seeing you, he likes you, translate into straight. although, sometimes you have to see some signs too, you don't keep translate always seeing you to liking you, sometimes they translate to WANT to be you!

See if he’s looking at your sexy boobs or your sexy boots!

What about the inexperience one? Who always sees man the way they want to see and ignore the flowery with bright colors and satin fabric shirt he’s wearing? I want to say poor them, but someone’s gotta help them before they get into a no-point relationships (gay people who refuse their orientation go out with woman just for their image, where sometimes they shakin’ things up with other ‘guys’, and in some cases, they get married with the woman still don’t know about her husband sexual orientation and think of their sexual escapades as an incapability of her husbands wee-wee) these women are just in denial. They will be very upset and disappointed and suicide-sad if they know the truth, and they will find out sooner or later!

Ok, this is really getting out of the subject we’re talking before, so lets go back

So, gay-ish heterosexual men huh?
This species is living one thing for sure, and they’re among us. Yes, you can find this rare species in all the coffee shops that spread all over the city. Slightly, they’re just the same with metrosexual men, but the difference is what we’re talking about. They (the gay-ish thing) just had a little feminine thing going on there. Like pout, high-key voice, etc, etc…

Enough about that, I’m now more interesting about the poor inexperience woman.

It is very easy to know, just read the signs (I keep saying that! But it’s true)

Before, It stops where woman ignore all the man-see-you thing and deny the so-gay satin shirt, now I will tell the third sign if you’ve been conquer by all the signs, it’s what they talk. Men, I don’t know why, so into sports. But lets not go there, cause men are not gonna talk about sports on first date. But they will talk about how beautiful you are (even if you had a lettuce stuck on your braces), it’s all you, you, you and you!

you've got to see the different with me, me, me, me-guy!

“I like your shoes”

“I watch titanic, it got me cry a river"

and then there's this designer-freak,

“is that marc Jacobs you’re wearing?”,

“I got u this prada shoes I bought for you,
you’ll look fabulous!”,

“don't you love how Diane von Furstenberg did for
her winter-fall collection?”,

“SJPs new Alexander McQueen couture is so hot,
I think ruffles is back, you should get one honey!”.

If u still think,
“finally, I got a boyfriend who has the same taste
like me! I love you more!” (o my!)

There’s this fourth sign! It’s very basic and I think every out-there people know it, it’s the way they hold things. Sometimes if u notices, their little finger is going up-fly-in-the-air while they sip their coffee, or holding their cigarettes.

but, If u only finds one sign in a guy, it doesn’t mean he’s gay, probably he’s one of those rare gay-ish heterosexual, but combined all those signs, and you got yourself a pure breed gay man lady!

and ofcourse there's still a lot of signs out there! but i can't really put it all here! you gotta buy my books... (yea right! like i got one..)

Some extra special women still deny it and think of the finger as a cute thing, I just gotta say congratulation! You both will be very happy together and have lots of kids by insemination!

Lots of love!